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Papa, Mama and daughter

Find the hidden word- it has 8 letters

Find the wolves-maybe 10 or more?

FIND the KING -clue squint & find the eyes in the pink flamingoes - by Donald Rust.

What word can be written forwards, backwards and upside down and still remain the same word?
Can you put the word in a sentence?

Can you count 40 squares

How many faces- 12, 18?

Einstein or ? walk back 6 feet

Everyone can read it :)

Using each letter from A-Z only once,
fill in the blanks to make words 

Once apun a time ......

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Stayed up to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
A guy addicted to brake fluid, he claims he can stop any time.
She knew me from the vegan club, but I'd never met herbivore.
The cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
What is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
A theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
When chemists die, they barium.
Broken pencils are pointless.
Velcro — what a rip off!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
A cartoonist was found lost. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington was obviously
the government's fault.
All restrooms in New York police stations have been stolen. 
The police have nothing to go on.

Animals of Life
We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog-tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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stare 30 secs, then at white wall/paper

Puns For Educated Minds
 
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pie.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, 
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope,
 it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
 and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. 
One hat said to the other, you stay here; I'll go on a head.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. 
Then it hit me..

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said,
'Keep off the Grass.'

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask 
how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Activities with no strenuous push-ups.
Beating around the bush
Jumping to conclusions
Climbing the walls
Swallowing my pride
Passing the buck
Throwing my weight around
Dragging my heels
Making mountains out of molehills
Hitting the nail on the head
Wading through paperwork
Bending over backwards
Jumping on the bandwagon
Balancing the books
Running around in circles
Eating crow
Tooting my own horn
Climbing the ladder of success
Pulling out the stops
Adding fuel to the fire
Opening a can of worms
Putting my foot in my mouth
Starting the ball rolling
Going over the edge
Picking up the pieces

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stare at flag then look at white wall/paper

How many triangles

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Brain Exercise
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.The saying, "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to thebrain, so...Take the following test (6 questions) and determine if you are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin:

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 In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 
 six people get off the bus, and nine people get on.
 In Swindon, two people get off and four get on
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. 
In Swansea, three people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. 
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
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IQ test
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. 
By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
 and the purchase is completed successfully.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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so simple ;)
Exercise program
 You might want to take it easy at first, 
then do it faster as you become more proficient.
It may be too strenuous for some.
Always consult an expert
 before starting any exercise program.

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That's enough for the first day. 
Have some chocolate.

Nobeliefs.com/puzzles/illusions
Ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index
Grand-illusions.com
Grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions
Kids.niehs.nih.gov/games/illusions/index
 Questacon.edu.au/illusions
Eyetricks.com/illusions
Optillusions.com
Brainbashers.com/illusions 
Adelson/checkershadow_illusion
Wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusion
Illusionworks.com/optical-illusion

ANSWERSTake away Whole ~ WHOLESOME or doughnut? 
I have an eye ~ HURRICANE 
Hidden word - SUNSHINE
Find the King - it's a LION
A word - backwards, upside down is - SWIMS
NOW NO SWIMS ON MON  -is the sentence.
Bird in sky/ocean - ~ SHADOW
What has over 31 letters ~ POSTBOX / mailbox :) 
Madonna doesn't  ~  SURNAME
I can be cracked ~ JOKE 
Two faced ~ COIN
How high count ~ ‎1000 as in one thousAnd   
In British Columbia ~ You have to use a camera 
What is JULY ~ Each letter is replaced by the number of its position in the alphabet & added together, 
so July = J + U + L + Y = 10 + 21 + 12 + 25 = 68.

Middle of century ~  Date 1961 could be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
Difference between dollar ~ NOTHING
Sequence what 3 letters ~ e, n, t,  read it again- it's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 
When you find the mistake - THE is repeated
Least chairs ~ 4 chairs- Assuming all 4 are fathers, 2 are grandfathers, all are sons.
Fill in the blanks to make words
jewel, bad, spill, swash, fox, ferny, azure, ruddy, quote, became, edgy, scurvy,lop, kills 
8 Differences  ~ 8 spider legs (sorry ;)
Triangles ~ 13

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